just jokess..
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No,I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, "No, No, Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him
>the same question again.Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While
walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot..Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
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A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates,
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances
in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul, he must
answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
>Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even
>though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in
>a year?"
>The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
>Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.
Why every minute she keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World Channel'.
How does he know that?"
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Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. One was Hindu, one a Muslim, and the other a Singh. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited.
The Muslim was so determined to get home that he tried to swim. He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned.
Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and drowned, too.
The Singh thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.
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Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for
five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well.
His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'.
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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one said, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ? " First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied,"I have come for my urine test."
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A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, Mr. Singh, what are you doing?"
To this the man replies," Oye, see the board here, "Wash Basin".
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